Hi Gurlz n Boyz, friends...


HAVING PROBLEMS WITH MY COMPUTAH....BUT I'LL BE BACK SOON!
Thanks for all the kind words & 's
Um that's why i wasn't online for a while so....um
i hope it will be fixed soon...

Ludwig


Bought some DVD's


1Blade Runner [Director's Cut]
personal rating:

2Final Fantasy, The Spirits Within
personal rating:

3The Twelve Gold Medallions.
[Shaw Brothers Essential Collection]
personal rating:

4Return To The 36th Chamber.
[Shaw Brothers Essential Collection]
personal rating:

5Diciples Of The 36th Chamber.
[Shaw Brothers Essential Collection]
personal rating:

Gonna have a lil' movie-marathon

HUMOR CORNER


1.Dr. Seuss a TechnicalWriter


If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM
Quicky turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!

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2.Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies


It is always possible to park directly outside,
any building you are visiting.

A detective can only solve a case,
once he has been suspended from duty.

If you decide to start dancing in the street,
everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

Most laptop computers are powerful enough,
to override the communication systems,
of any invading alien civilization.

It does not matter if you are
heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts,
your enemies will wait patiently to attack you,
one by one, by dancing around,
in a threatening manner,
until you have knocked out their predecessors.

When a person is knocked unconscious,
by a blow to the head,
they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

No one involved in a car chase,
hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion,
will ever go into shock.

Police Departments give their officers,
personality tests,
to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner,
who is their total opposite.

You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

Any lock can be picked,
by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds,
unless it's the door to,
a burning building with a child trapped inside.

An electric fence,
powerful enough to kill a dinosaur,
will cause no lasting damage to,
an eight-year-old child.

Television news bulletins,
usually contain a story,
that affects you personally,
at that precise moment you turn the television on.

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3.Real Advertisements

Supposedly, these are actual advertisements,
that have appeared in papers across the country.



Dinner Special: Turkey $2.35
Chicken or Beef $2.25 Children $2.00.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced,
and get an extra pair to take home too.

Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

UsedCars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated?
Come here first!

Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook,
with round bottom for efficient beating.

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4.What is this?


When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?"

"Why, it's bean soup," she replied.

"I don't care what it has been,
" he sputtered. "What is it now?"

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5.One Liners


I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas,
I just think about it.

Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify". I wrote "Doctor"...
What's my mother going to do?

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